Happy Valentines Day

We know that everyone loves valentines day, amongst it's "consumerist" values is still a very sweet and honest day about doing that little bit extra to show someone you love them, doesn't even need to be one person, you could use valentines day as an excuse to hang out with your friends, get drunk and eat pizza.

But for those other people who aren't so lucky (myself included, 21 year streak of no dates on valentines day) Valentines day can be pretty easily dismissed as a load of shit, but somewhere inside of you could be a secret yearning for someone to at least listen to your lame jokes and laugh, at least for one day.

With this in mind, all the single women and men of the world unite, find some cheap wine and a chicago town pizza and bump our bumper easynoiz playlist entitled

"YOU MAY HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU BUT IT'S COOL, I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO"

the playlist is divided into little sections so you can find the music instantly that you want to listen to when your crying into your 4th tub of ben and jerrys with smeared make up on or find yourself in sweatpants and no top sweating incontrolably over pictures of the girl you like in your sociology classes facebook.

note: although it tends to be alot of male angst songs (it's in our nature to feel permantly hard done by if things don't go our way) it's more about the emotions and the context than the lyrics themselves, and excluding NWA most of these songs can be interpreted towards either gender of your choosing, and i've got Irreplacable too to balance the mysogonist vibes out.

I'm Angsty About Being Alone
My Bloody Valentine - Good Charlotte "I followed him home, stood outside his bedroom window"
I'm A Fake - The Used "Love is nothing, especially not a fucking knife"
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne "she's like so whatever, and you could do such much better"
Mercury Rising - From Autumn To Ashes "everytime I exhale is just a sign of exhaustation now"
Dateless Losers - Reel Big Fish "it's friday, no phonecall, nobody asked us out"
Ghost Of St. Valentines - Bayside "there's no love, just appetite, and that's what keeps you up at nights"
Get To Fuck - Eternal Lord "you'll get what you deserve, a fairshare of all this fucking heartache"
Ride The Wings Of Pestilence - From First To Last "pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to"

All Men/Women are Dickheads
Fuck It - Eamon "your just another act, look elsewhere cos your done with me"
Take The Knife From My Back And Push It Into Yours" - Tower Of Rome "Let's play a game called who changed first"
Hit Em Up Style - Blu Cantrell "there goes the love that I had but you cheated on me, so that's worth that now"
Independent Woman - Destinys' Child "depend on no one else to give you what you want"
Fuck You - The Queers "you didn't want to fuck me so, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
Bitch Is A Bitch - NWA "That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi', are you the kind that think you're too damn fly"
I Hope He Kills You - Handguns"It's taking everything I have not to call you back, I hope he breaks you down"
Irreplacable - Beyonce "I could have another one of you in a minute, so don't you ever get to thinking your irreplacable"
Save Your Breath - Hit The Lights "I've wasted all this time on you, On you, It's all the same, we all make mistakes"
Landmine Spring - Quicksand "loading my questions like a shotgun, you can fuck every chance with one shot"
Caught Out There - Kelis "I hope your happy since you got caught out there"

I'd Rather Not Be In Love
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) - The Crystals "when I told him I had found someone new"
Songs About Your Girlfriend - Los Campesinos! "Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end"
Treat Her Like A Prostitute - Slick Rick "cos all they do is hurt and trample, listen up close here comes the first example"
Embrace Hate - Agitator "the life I live, I leave love behind for hate"
Death At The Chapel - The Horrors "Screaming NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU"
I'm Not Going To Teach Him How To Dance With You - Black Kids "two i'm kissing on you, was he better than me?"
What's Love Got To Do With It - Warren G "You say you had love, I said you need to quit"

It Could Be Worse
Me Myself and I - Beyonce"I took a vow from now on, that imma be my own best friend"
Life After Lisa - Bowling For Soup "it's the times I missed out, on sleeping with your roomates everytime you passed out but that's okay"
Your New Twin Sized Bed - Death Cab For Cutie "It's like you're in some kind of hurry to say goodbye"
Best Deceptions - Dashboard Confessional "you don't warrant long goodbyes, your calling too late"
I Know It's Over - The Smiths "It takes guts to be gentle and kind, Over, over, Love is Natural and Real"
Lover I Don't Have To Love - Bright Eyes "I want a lover I don't have to love, I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck"